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According to Amory, I'm a monkey. I looked it up, not because I didn't believe what he had to say, but yeah, basically.

Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.

Although they are inherently intellectual and creative, Monkeys at times have trouble exhibiting these qualities. When that happens, they appear to others to be confused. But nothing could be further from the truth as Monkeys thrive on being challenged. Monkeys prefer urban life to rural, and their favorite pastime is people-watching.

This shite is kind of vague, isn't it?

Then I went to look up the other sign, I guess it's the Greek or some crap like that, and apparently I'm a Virgo, which is even more vague.

How the fuck do people come up with this crap?

And how the hell does it have anything to do with rabbits that light on fire?

End of the month comes up on three years. Shite. You'd think I'd stop coming up with these questions.