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[There's the sound of a crash, and a crunch, and then buttonmashing]
Matt! I think this bloody thing broke! I'm tryin' to record me bleedin' message and...
Oh, I think...oh shite.
Uh. Hey. This is Eden. Leave one. If yeh want.
Matt how do I get this bloody thing to shut off?
[BEEP]
1 -> TEXTS
2 -> VOICEMAIL
3 -> PAGE
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'course not. don't want you dead
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i'll let her bitch to me if she needs to
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consolation tho
she can't be angry forever
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ill take a gun and stay for as long as she needs me round. i don't know if you could tell but i'm good at being stuck to a place
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...what is a porn noise?
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so nothing i would really know about anyway
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