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[eiremagic]

[There's the sound of a crash, and a crunch, and then buttonmashing]

Matt! I think this bloody thing broke! I'm tryin' to record me bleedin' message and...

Oh, I think...oh shite.

Uh. Hey. This is Eden. Leave one. If yeh want.

Matt how do I get this bloody thing to shut off?

[BEEP]

1 -> TEXTS
2 -> VOICEMAIL
3 -> PAGE

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT

[ibrokehistory]

Left at her doorstep.

Ostrich Egg, with 'NOT FERTILIZED' written on the shell with Sharpie in Hiro's shaky handwriting

CHRISTMAS PRESENT

[canitdean]

Left at her doorstep.

Complete Works of Oliver Goldsmith

[voicemail]

[authorised.livejournal.com]

...Eden? It's Matt. Of course it's Matt. Who else would be calling from this number?

Look. When you get this, call me? Even if you really don't want to come back. I just need to know you're okay.

Just...

Call me. Please.

[voicemail]

[eiremagic]

Hey.

[phonecall]

[retargeted.livejournal.com]

[code time!]

[phonecall]

[eiremagic]

[Code]

...Eoin?

[text]

[tofuinthesky.livejournal.com]

omg! got my friend! yay!

[text]

[eiremagic]

....the bloody one?

[phonecall] /ninjas online again

[retargeted.livejournal.com]

[code goes here]

[phonecall] icu

[eiremagic]

[code reply]

Eoin?

there's a package at your door

[basstardchuck.livejournal.com]

[ voicemail ]

[poor-theodore.livejournal.com]

I'm not Julio.

[left on the counter]

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[A book (http://chroniclebooks.com/images/items/0811816/0811816869/0811816869_large.jpg) and some mini loaf pans (http://www.thebakingcompany.co.uk/EMSImage73-328-328), together with a range of ingredients gleaned from the 'what you'll need' section.]

[text]

[as_damaged]

You're teaching Chase to cook?

[text]

[eiremagic]

it gives me something to do

→ TEXT

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

→ TEXT

[eiremagic]

toast and tea when it suits me

[failtext]

[had_not_lived]

hello kate, how are you today?

[failtext]

[eiremagic]

....who is this?

FWD:FW:FW: TO ALL ANIMAL LOVERS PLEASE HELP US SHUT DOWN THIS HORRIBLE SITE

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese man who sells "bonsai-kittens." Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape of the bottle. The animals will stay their as long as they live. They can't walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

See this horror at: http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Please sign this email in protest against these tortures. If you receive an email with over 500 names, please send a copy to: anacheca@hotmail.com. From there this protest will be sent to USA and Mexican animal protection organizations.

[ooc: 8( (http://treadingdawn.livejournal.com/6219.html?thread=3110219#t3110219)]

FWD:FW:FW: TO ALL ANIMAL LOVERS PLEASE HELP US SHUT DOWN THIS HORRIBLE SITE

[eiremagic]

[ HORROR. SHOCK. WHAT THE FUCK ]

TEXT

[fatespoken]

hey leprechaun

TEXT

[eiremagic]

hey amory

☎ text

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

☎ text

[eiremagic]

lately? all the fucking time

[text]

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

hey e. you okay?

[text]

[eiremagic]

as well as expected

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[eiremagic]

hi?

» text » mass send

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

» text » mass send

[eiremagic]

better you than me, chase

» text

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

» text

[eiremagic]

what happened? now?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[eiremagic]

who?

» text

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

» text

[eiremagic]

i'm putting a moratorium on stupid things, chase

text;

[thenormalsquint]

eden, please tell me you didn't go through.

text;

[eiremagic]

course i didn't. i have a brain

» text

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

» text

[eiremagic]

[A lag of about ten minutes or so]

no. meet you in the cafeteria

» object

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[Left (http://i47.tinypic.com/14iipa1.jpg) propped up against Cameron and Eden's door. No note except a tag with their apartment number on and two (http://craftsuppliesforless.com/images/christmas%20ornament%2010.jpg) brown paper parcels. (http://www.polymerclaypit.co.uk/images/products/zoom/SCULPYW-FROSTYFUN_Zoom_1.jpg)]

Merry Christmas

[basstardchuck.livejournal.com]

[Dear Eden, on Christmas there's a package delivered to your doorstep. Inside: DVD "How Grinch stole Christmas", book "1001 Christmas recipes", book "100 baked goods: recipes" and a note "Merry Christmas. Chuck"]