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[There's the sound of a crash, and a crunch, and then buttonmashing]
Matt! I think this bloody thing broke! I'm tryin' to record me bleedin' message and...
Oh, I think...oh shite.
Uh. Hey. This is Eden. Leave one. If yeh want.
Matt how do I get this bloody thing to shut off?
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for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
Work or play?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
Play.
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[His sandwich gets opened up, salt and pepper carefully applied in just the right amounts.]
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
Seems like a waste of time to me.
[And a pause as she noms]
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[In comparison he eats like a girl. Little bites.]
You know why I'm here. I'm just wondering if you'd like to yell at me now or later.
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[She scowls a bit]
Why would I yell at yeh?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
Once we got along, yeh know? Then she stopped wantin' to talk to me, well, whatever, I didn' really fuckin' care.
But.
Shite happened. Zach...and Eoin...and Jamie. She doesn' like people to speak their minds, it's not me burden.
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[Eden stares at her sandwich]
Claire was super close to him. But then...I don' know. He got sad. He was miserable. I don' think anyone really knew except the people close to him. And maybe she tried to help, but...
[There's a pause, and a scowl]
When he left, I Saw it. He told me not to tell her.
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[Omnom]
Look. I met her da, okay? She has no sense of fuck all. She butts in where I never asked for her bloody opinion. She doesn' give a shite about why I said what I said to Jamie, and so fuck it. Why the hell do yeh want me to bother, Chase?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
[At least he's honest. What, you thought this was all altruistic?]
In the long term I don't think carrying on the dispute is making either of you very happy. Why did you tell him to kill himself?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
When yeh know how yeh'll die, it's a bit of hypocrisy to deny it to someone else, innit?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
If you were going to walk under a bus, would you let someone else cross the street without looking?
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
for every lie I ever told, for every line I ever sold;
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